LeBron’s Big Announcement Revealed

Via TrueHoop:

I don’t know about you, but I’m kind of disappointed. I knew it wouldn’t happen, but a part of me was holding out hope of watching LeBron on Sundays. Playing America’s game would certainly help LeBron build his brand. Is there any doubt that LeBron could be an All-Pro wide receiver?

Although I would feel cheated if James suffered a career-ending injury on the gridiron. On second thought, stick to hoops LBJ. And stay away from motorcycles, mopeds or anything else that could derail you from reaching your other-worldly potential.